Notecracker: Jokes and Quotes

Notecracker: Jokes and Quotes

£3.99
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The pocket sized Notecracker Jokes and Quotes is sure to provide some big laughs for the musically minded!

Musical jokes and quotes in a compact pack

If you consider yourself a bit of a stand-up comedian then keep this convenient Notecracker Jokes and Quotes to hand to impress your musical buddies. The double sided mini flashcards are printed with either a joke (What do you call three hairy rockers drinking lemonade? ZZ pop) or a quote from a famous musician, which can be profound, inspirational, witty or just plain cutting - ‘Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end’ Stravinsky. These mini flashcards (8.5 x 3cm) are held together with a metal bolt to form a pocket-sized pack; perfect for carrying with you to mull over when you’re bored and on the move. With over a 100 jokes and quotes in each compact pack, it’s fortunate you’ll never need to memorise a joke again with this portable pack! Notecracker Jokes and Quotes flashcards make a quirky and inexpensive present for the wisecracking musician.

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Delivery Information

Please see our UK (mainland) delivery options below:


Standard
(usually 2-3 days)
£3.75 (orders up to £75) - £11.99 (orders £75+) 
Usually Delivered within 2-3 Days (from dispatch). Usually Royal Mail 48. For delivery before Christmas please order by 18th December 4:00pm - note this is not a guaranteed delivery service. Please note: delivery timeframes may be longer than advertised (up to 14 days) as the Royal Mail delivery services are taking longer than usual due to COVID-19, staff shortages and strikes.
Express
(usually Next Day)
£13.99
Usually Delivered Next Working Day (from dispatch) Mon-Fri 9am-6pm. Note: the shipping price for larger items may be higher in price - delivery costs will be confirmed within our checkout. Please note: delivery timeframes may be longer than advertised as 3rd party delivery couriers are taking longer than usual due to COVID-19 , staff shortages and strikes.
Local Delivery  
(usually 1-3 days)

FREE
Order online for local delivery (usually 1-3 days) in Monmouth (within 2 miles of NP25 3BT).
Click & Collect
FREE
Order online and collect from Church Street, Monmouth (1 Agincourt Square, Monmouth, NP25 3BT) - we will contact you to arrange a collection day/time.


In the Channel Islands? See our Channel Islands Delivery options

Note: from 01/01/2021 we no longer deliver to Northern Ireland as Brexit has made this destination not financially viable to deliver to. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.

 

Easy 30 Day Returns

Occasionally you may need to return items – please return your item(s) within 30 days to one of our stores or via post for an exchange or refund. Different rules apply for business-to-business orders. Read our full returns policy here

The pocket sized Notecracker Jokes and Quotes is sure to provide some big laughs for the musically minded!

Musical jokes and quotes in a compact pack

If you consider yourself a bit of a stand-up comedian then keep this convenient Notecracker Jokes and Quotes to hand to impress your musical buddies. The double sided mini flashcards are printed with either a joke (What do you call three hairy rockers drinking lemonade? ZZ pop) or a quote from a famous musician, which can be profound, inspirational, witty or just plain cutting - ‘Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end’ Stravinsky. These mini flashcards (8.5 x 3cm) are held together with a metal bolt to form a pocket-sized pack; perfect for carrying with you to mull over when you’re bored and on the move. With over a 100 jokes and quotes in each compact pack, it’s fortunate you’ll never need to memorise a joke again with this portable pack! Notecracker Jokes and Quotes flashcards make a quirky and inexpensive present for the wisecracking musician.

Click Here to Read More...

Delivery Information

Please see our UK (mainland) delivery options below:


Standard
(usually 2-3 days)
£3.75 (orders up to £75) - £11.99 (orders £75+) 
Usually Delivered within 2-3 Days (from dispatch). Usually Royal Mail 48. For delivery before Christmas please order by 18th December 4:00pm - note this is not a guaranteed delivery service. Please note: delivery timeframes may be longer than advertised (up to 14 days) as the Royal Mail delivery services are taking longer than usual due to COVID-19, staff shortages and strikes.
Express
(usually Next Day)
£13.99
Usually Delivered Next Working Day (from dispatch) Mon-Fri 9am-6pm. Note: the shipping price for larger items may be higher in price - delivery costs will be confirmed within our checkout. Please note: delivery timeframes may be longer than advertised as 3rd party delivery couriers are taking longer than usual due to COVID-19 , staff shortages and strikes.
Local Delivery  
(usually 1-3 days)

FREE
Order online for local delivery (usually 1-3 days) in Monmouth (within 2 miles of NP25 3BT).
Click & Collect
FREE
Order online and collect from Church Street, Monmouth (1 Agincourt Square, Monmouth, NP25 3BT) - we will contact you to arrange a collection day/time.


In the Channel Islands? See our Channel Islands Delivery options

Note: from 01/01/2021 we no longer deliver to Northern Ireland as Brexit has made this destination not financially viable to deliver to. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.

 

Easy 30 Day Returns

Occasionally you may need to return items – please return your item(s) within 30 days to one of our stores or via post for an exchange or refund. Different rules apply for business-to-business orders. Read our full returns policy here


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The pocket sized Notecracker Jokes and Quotes is sure to provide some big laughs for the musically minded!

Musical jokes and quotes in a compact pack

If you consider yourself a bit of a stand-up comedian then keep this convenient Notecracker Jokes and Quotes to hand to impress your musical buddies. The double sided mini flashcards are printed with either a joke (What do you call three hairy rockers drinking lemonade? ZZ pop) or a quote from a famous musician, which can be profound, inspirational, witty or just plain cutting - ‘Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end’ Stravinsky. These mini flashcards (8.5 x 3cm) are held together with a metal bolt to form a pocket-sized pack; perfect for carrying with you to mull over when you’re bored and on the move. With over a 100 jokes and quotes in each compact pack, it’s fortunate you’ll never need to memorise a joke again with this portable pack! Notecracker Jokes and Quotes flashcards make a quirky and inexpensive present for the wisecracking musician.